Author: Incorrect Twice Quotes

{Tzuyu trying to flirt}

Tzuyu: You’re to good for this world

Tzuyu: I hope you die

Jeongyeon: You’re in no state to drive
Nayeon: Jesus will take the wheel
God Jihyo: Can’t… drunk
Jeongyeon: But you were only ordering water all night
God Jihyo: [Winks]

Momo: Is four a lot?

Tzuyu: Depends on the context.

Tzuyu: Dollars? No.

Tzuyu: Murders? Yes.

Aight Imma be real with y’all. I’m about to use my following on the internet to plug my own shit.

Ok so, I’m part of a uni team and we’re producing a docoseries for our major project. 

We’re a tad behind on our funding goal, and we’re all getting real nervous about paying our expenditures out of pocket because uni students = we broke. 

On this project I’m the scriptwriter so if you like my funny quotes on incorrecttwice then by gods you’re gonna like this damn thing. I don’t know how many of you know this but I’m Australian, I live near Newcastle and that’s what our doco is about. 

Listen if you have money and you’re looking to fund a creative local project, we would seriously love you forever if you helped us out. 

Even the tiniest amount would help. And we have perks so when you donate you get something back in return. 

If you have no money to spare, sharing would also really help.

Ok self plug/promo session over. Thank y’all for listening. Have a nice day

Nayeon: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?
Mina: Oh anything sweetheart
Nayeon: Blow up the hospital
Mina: Hmm. Well I said I’d do it so I guess I have to
Nayeon: That’s my girl

Mina: Why is the reading comprehension in this group so piss poor

Sana: How dare you say we piss on the poor

Mina: I’m hosting a dungeons and dragons game at my place tonight
Sana: Oh, does that have something to do with sex?
Mina: Ha! Far from it Sana

{In LA for Twicelights}

Dahyun: Wow it’s hot here

Sana: Cause you’re here

Nayeon: NO it’s cause I’m here

Momo: I’m in the mood for a quickie
Jihyo: What?
Momo: A quickie. You know one of those tart things?
Jihyo: …
Jihyo: It’s pronounced quiche

Jeongyeon: [In the Twice dorm at 2am] Horny people have no rights. horny people are not protected under the constitution

Jeongyeon: If you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have been horny, or ever will be horny

Jeongyeon: This is not a joke. please leave.