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Conversation

Chaeyoung: Dahyun we’re gonna die!
Dahyun: Yep
Chaeyoung: We’re gonna die virgins!
Dahyun: Nope
Chaeyoung: Sana??
Dahyun: Yep

Regular

Momo: [To JiU] So why do all your songs sound like they’re from an anime?

Sana: Oh my God Momo! You can’t just ask people why their songs sound anime!

Conversation

Mina: [Rubbing her eyes] I barely got any sleep last night
Sana: All those bad bitches you got kept you up huh?
Mina: [Smiling] No it was my anxiety and depression

Conversation

Nayeon: [Going over the new song] Ok guys I think the chorus should be-
Chaeyoung: [Sitting at the back of the room talking to Tzuyu] Have you heard that new Drake song?
Nayeon: Why do I hear talking?
Tzuyu: Cause you got ears you dumbass bitch
Nayeon: …
Nayeon: Tzuyu step outside real quick

Conversation

Chaeyoung: Ok that’s it, lets fight right now!
Sana: Uhhh… Nayeon and Jeongyeon!
Chaeyoung: [Starts crying] They’re perfect for each other

Conversation

Momo: Man today is great
Tzuyu: [Not looking up from her book] Mina used to be in love with you and you barely even looked at her, but now that you’re getting tired of Sana and Dahyun and you’ve finally noticed her, she’s moved onto Jeongyeon
Momo: …
Momo: DAMMIT

Conversation

Jeongyeon: [Kicking open the kitchen door] Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order!
Dahyun: What does that even mean?

Regular

Nayeon: It’s not my fault! How was I supposed to know that dogs can’t have chocolate?

Tzuyu:

Nayeon: Come on. What can I do to get you to forgive me? I’ll do anything.

Tzuyu: Anything?

Nayeon: Anything.

Tzuyu: Then perish.

Conversation

Stranger: Hey is that your friend over there [points to Chaeyoung]
Jeongyeon: Yes
Stranger: [Shakes their head] I’m so sorry
Jeongyeon: …
Jeongyeon: [Grabbing Chaeyoung by the ear] What the fuck did you do?

Regular

Tzuyu: There is no such thing as an evil dog, only evil owners.