Category: incorrect quotes

Conversation

Chaeyoung: I’m not sure I should go on this date with Yeri. I don’t even like her.
Sana: You’re right Chae, you shouldn’t go, it wouldn’t be honest. I’ll go disguised as you
Chaeyoung: What if she wants to hold hands?
Sana: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice
Chaeyoung: What if she wants a kiss?
Sana: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice
Chaeyoung: What if she-
Sana: You don’t want to know how far I’ll go

Regular

Dahyun: Starsigns, Hogwarts house, Alignment, none of that matters. To find out who someone truly is, you need to only ask one question.

Dahyun: Do you dab, or do you yeet?

Conversation

Tzuyu: Normally, I find Jihyo to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the dorm. Like a well-watered fern
Tzuyu: But today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I’m like wow… Jihyo has kind of a good butt

Conversation

{JYP Artists Meeting}
JYP: I cannot believe your behaviour. I’m not running a summer camp I’m running a business, all of you need to step up and be more responsible or else there will be consequences. Do you understand me?
Stray Kids: Yes PD-nim
JYP: Got7. You need to start following your schedules! You can’t just ignore your jobs, if you want me to pay you then you need to do what’s asked of you.
Got7: We’re sorry PD-nim
JYP: And Twice!
All of Twice: [Start tearing up]
JYP: you’re doing amazing sweeties
Jimin Park: [Walks in] Hey PD-nim
JYP: AH WHO THE HELL IS THAT

Regular

JYP: Tzuyu, what are you rebelling against?

Tzuyu: What do you got?

Regular

Kidnappers: We have the enemy

Jeongyeon: I don’t have any enemies

Kidnappers: But the contact name says “fucking bitch”

Jeongyeon: Oh my god they have Jimin

Conversation

Kidnapper: We have your daughter
Jihyo: I don’t have a daughter
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwich?
Jihyo: Oh my god they have Nayeon

Conversation

Mina: What time is it?
Jeongyeon: I dunno pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out
Jeongyeon: [Loudly plays the sax]
Jihyo: [In the distance] WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM??
Jeongyeon: It’s 2am

Regular

Jihyo: To associate with my Tzuyu, you must complete these qualification forms

Dahyun:

Chaeyoung:

{Hours later}

Chaeyoung: Um, Dahyun, what did you put for question 319?

Dahyun: C) Lure the tiger away from Tzuyu by imitating a chicken strip

Conversation

Momo: [Finds Jeongyeon in the recording stuido] I thought Sana was helping me with the new song?
Jeongyeon: I’m covering for her, she and Dahyun went on a little trip to… You know what it’s not important
Momo: Oh, no, no, no, finish your thought
Jeongyeon: I didn’t wanna be the one to tell you this. Jihyo had business in L.A and so Sana went and took Dahyun to Disneyland…
Momo: That’s impossible. Because she and I swore to each other that since neither one of us has ever been to Disneyland, that we would go for our 40th birthday together.
Jeongyeon: What do you want me to say?
Momo: I want you to tell me that she’s not at Disneyland right now, can you tell me that?
Jeongyeon: No
Momo: You know what, adults move on. And that’s what I’m doing right now I’m moving on. How do you wanna handle the recording session?
Jeongyeon: Okay, I was thinking-
Momo: [screaming] I can’t do it Jeongyeon! You know, I tried! I tried, but it hurts too bad, it hurts me deep right here. It hurts me, I can feel it in my chest, that woman went to Disneyland without me!
Momo: They got roller-coasters that roller-coaster in the dark! Okay? You don’t know where the turns are coming from! They got the Finding Nemo ride, where you’re riding around with Nemo! And it is a ride, a ride, with Nemo!