Category: incorrect twice quotes

Regular

Dahyun: I’m telling you all I saw a wolf outside the dorms! Why won’t anyone believe me?!

Momo: I believe you, Dubu!

Dahyun: No offense Momo, but I really need someone else other than you to believe me.

Conversation

MC, introducing the Twice members: Nayeon is a highly talented singer and dancer, with a bold personality
Jeongyeon: [Lowering her voice] A bold personality? We know what that’s code for
Jeongyeon: [Leaning towards Jihyo] She’s a bitch

Regular

Jeongyeon: Whoever makes Mina look up first gets 10,000 won.

Chaeyoung: [Walks in unaware]

Mina: Oh, hi Chae

Chaeyoung: [Smiling] Hi Mina

{Annoyed sounds from the rest}

Conversation

Mina: [Tapping on her mouse]
Tzuyu: [Also tapping on her mouse]
Jeongyeon: [Working at the office with them] Stop it
Tzuyu: Stop what?
Jeongyeon: You’re talking about me in Morse Code. Jokes on you because I know Morse Code, HA!
Tzuyu: Yes that’s what we’re doing in our very limited free time with our very limited budget. We asked JYP for extra time off, went out and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you
Mina, later: [To the camera] Yeah that’s exactly what we did

Regular

Nayeon: [Exists]

Tzuyu: OH MY GOD! COULD YOU NOT!?

Conversation

Jeongyeon: [Staring at Nayeon]
Nayeon: Why are you looking at me like that? Why? Am I that pretty?
Jeongyeon: No. You’re so ugly that I’m in shock

Regular

JYP: Girls we need to talk about your professionalism 

Chaeyoung, crowded with the rest of Twice on top of a table: Those are some mighty brave words coming from someone currently standing in lava

Conversation

Chaeyoung: H-hey hey guys I have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it?
Momo: Go ahead dude
Chaeyoung: oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um
Chaeyoung: so uh what is the thing that the um
Dahyun: Pancakes?
Chaeyoung: No no not that yet we aren’t there yet
Dahyun: Oh, my bad.
Chaeyoung: the um, oh it’s fine don’t worry about it
Chaeyoung: the um
Chaeyoung: the gays
Jihyo: Like syrup?
Chaeyoung: No not that it’s uh
Chaeyoung: I – I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok
Jihyo: Oh, sorry. We believe in you!
Chaeyoung: oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh the gays um what do the g- what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup
Nayeon: my god what
Chaeyoung: ga
Chaeyoung: gayple syrup
Jeongyeon: wow that was really funny!!!
Chaeyoung: ha ha thank you i know

Regular

Jihyo: Well whatever you have planned, I’m gay

Twice: 

Jihyo: *game haha stupid autocorrect

Mina: Jihyo, this is a verbal conversation

Conversation

Nayeon: I’m an acquired taste
Nayeon: You don’t like me? Aquire some taste