Category: incorrect twice quotes

{Tzuyu trying to flirt}

Tzuyu: You’re to good for this world

Tzuyu: I hope you die

Jeongyeon: You’re in no state to drive
Nayeon: Jesus will take the wheel
God Jihyo: Can’t… drunk
Jeongyeon: But you were only ordering water all night
God Jihyo: [Winks]

Momo: Is four a lot?

Tzuyu: Depends on the context.

Tzuyu: Dollars? No.

Tzuyu: Murders? Yes.

Nayeon: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?
Mina: Oh anything sweetheart
Nayeon: Blow up the hospital
Mina: Hmm. Well I said I’d do it so I guess I have to
Nayeon: That’s my girl

Mina: Why is the reading comprehension in this group so piss poor

Sana: How dare you say we piss on the poor

Mina: I’m hosting a dungeons and dragons game at my place tonight
Sana: Oh, does that have something to do with sex?
Mina: Ha! Far from it Sana

{In LA for Twicelights}

Dahyun: Wow it’s hot here

Sana: Cause you’re here

Nayeon: NO it’s cause I’m here

Momo: I’m in the mood for a quickie
Jihyo: What?
Momo: A quickie. You know one of those tart things?
Jihyo: …
Jihyo: It’s pronounced quiche

Jeongyeon: [In the Twice dorm at 2am] Horny people have no rights. horny people are not protected under the constitution

Jeongyeon: If you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have been horny, or ever will be horny

Jeongyeon: This is not a joke. please leave.

Dahyun: [Talking about Tzuyu] The only unnie she’s ever had in her life was…
Sana: Oh it was Nayeon
Dahyun: Yeah. Yeah I guess you’re right. Huh, poor kid.
Sana: I can’t imagine
Dahyun: Nor can I
Sana: …
Dahyun: …
Sana: Wait, we had Nayeon
Dahyun: You know in a way Nayeon was our unnie