Category: incorrect twice quotes

Conversation

Nayeon: I poisoned one of our drinks
Nayeon: But I forgot which one
Jeongyeon: The way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine

Conversation

Momo: Look at how cute these pens are
Nayeon: Momo that’s gay
Momo: [Sigh] Nayeon… we’re dating

Conversation

{Mina’s interview for JYP}
JYP: What do you consider your job skills to be?
Mina: Skating. High-fiving. Low-fiving. And… singing

Conversation

Nayeon: Mina passed me a note, and it said “I think you’re hot.”
Nayeon: So I passed her a note back and I said “I don’t need you to tell me that.”

Conversation

{Dahyun and Chaeyoung out riding bikes together}
Tzuyu: Do you have the same bike as your girlfriend? Gay
Chaeyoung: I am gay but she’s not my girlfriend cause I can do much better than her
Dahyun: Really? Then why don’t you Chae?

Conversation

Jeongyeon: The worst thing about sharing a dorm with Sana is that if she’s had a few beers she sometimes forget which bedroom is her’s
{Earlier that morning}
Sana, drunk: [Crawls into Jeongyeon’s bed and kisses her on the neck] I’m here lover
Jeongyeon, half asleep: Mmmmm tender
{Later}
Jeongyeon: In my defence, Sana’s a decent kisser and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan
Jihyo: Same thing happened to me when I was a trainee
Jeongyeon: Really? What girl drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
Jihyo: …
Jeongyeon: [Thinking to herself] And it was at that moment Jihyo and I remembered the incident we’d managed to block out for twelve years

Conversation

Momo: Do you wanna know what I think?
Dahyun: What, that I’m only gonna be happy if we murder Sana and you and I get married
Momo: That would be amazing!
Dahyun: Right?
{Later}
Momo: Today let’s just kiss without it having to lead anywhere
Dahyun: Oh god, I love being married to you
Momo: I know, I’m so glad we killed Sana and buried her in the backyard
Dahyun: Oh baby

Regular

Jeongyeon: [Leaves room to use bathroom]

Chaeyoung: That’s right. You tell ‘em what I told you. STAY OUT!

Conversation

Jeongyeon: Are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night
Mina: I got a solid eight minutes.
Mina: Not consecutively but still it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.

Regular

Jihyo: [Hears Sana singing in the shower]

Jihyo: [Presses ear against door]

Sana: 🎶 Jeong is a highway! I’m gonna ride her all night lo-ong!🎶

Jihyo: SANA!!