Category: jitzu

{Jihyo walks in to the twice dorm with Kang Daniel}

Tzuyu: Dad?

Daniel: dO I LoOK LiKE-

Nayeon: [Acts like a baby]

Jihyo: What’s wrong with her?

Tzuyu: She hasn’t taken her meds.

Jihyo: Dahyun would throw herself in front of a car for you!

Tzuyu: Dahyun would throw herself in front of a car for fun

Nayeon: [To Jihyo] Why does Tzuyu still have the chocolate rabbits from Easter? Look at them, they’re half melted! Chocolate is for eating, not for petting.

Tzuyu: [Playing with her rabbits] Eat my bunnies and you’ll wake up bald.

Staff: [Whispering] We can’t get Tzuyu to leave the car.

Jihyo: [Whispering] Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.

Jihyo: Aww, look at that puppy!

Tzuyu: [Suddenly next to Jihyo] WHERE’S THE PUPPY?!

Jihyo: You deserve the universe

Tzuyu: I guess I already have it…

Jihyo: What?

Tzuyu: You are my universe

Tzuyu: [Internally] Wait, was that too much

Jihyo: You deserve the universe

Tzuyu: I guess I already have it…

Jihyo: What?

Tzuyu: You are my universe

Tzuyu: [Internally] Wait, was that too much

Jihyo: Hey Tzuyu, I saw you at the fundraiser
Jihyo: I can’t believe you made those lemon squares that were so good Jeongyeon threw hers’ down the stairs
Tzuyu: Yeah people think that just because I have a shitty attitude I can’t bake

Jihyo: Hey Tzuyu, I saw you at the fundraiser
Jihyo: I can’t believe you made those lemon squares that were so good Jeongyeon threw hers’ down the stairs
Tzuyu: Yeah people think that just because I have a shitty attitude I can’t bake

Jihyo: Everyone synchronise your watches
Chaeyoung: I don’t know how to do that
Mina: I don’t wear a watch
Tzuyu: Time is a construct