Category: jyp twice

Dahyun: Yeah Netflix and chill is all well and good, but have you ever tried ice cream and crying? Now that hits different.

Jihyo: [Holds up a cauliflower] What is this?
Momo: A cauliflower
Jihyo: [To Sana] And what did you say it was?
Sana: …
Sana: Ghost broccoli

{Jihyo walks in to the twice dorm with Kang Daniel}

Tzuyu: Dad?

Daniel: dO I LoOK LiKE-

Mina: Did you hear about Parasite?
Nayeon: Parasite?
Mina: How do you not know about it? It’s a Korean masterpiece
Nayeon: Yeah and so am I
Mina: Nayeon, it won Best Picture at the Oscars
Nayeon: My Instagram pictures get thousand of likes daily, what’s your point

{In a crowd}

Jeongyeon: Nayeon wtf let go of my hand

Nayeon: Shut up if I wasn’t gonna get lost I wouldn’t wanna hold your stupid hand

Jeongyeon, heartbroken: (she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand she doesn’t wanna hold my hand)

Chaeyoung: I wish there was a word that meant “philosopher” but was like inherently an insult
Jihyo: Pedant
Momo: Wanker?
Mina: Sophist? Casuist?
Tzuyu: Fakedeep
Jeongyeon: “Philosophy Major”
Nayeon: “Academic”
Dahyun: Lesswronger
Sana: I think the word you’re looking for is “thot”

Dahyun: Sure, Jihyo-unnie might be scary when she’s mad

Dahyun: but have you heard Tzuyu click her tongue?

Dahyun: [shivers]

Chaeyoung: [In Paris] I just never thought I’d see it with my own two eyes, and here it is. It’s just, there. It’s in front of me
Mina: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception
Chaeyoung: Yeah
Mina: But, the Eiffel tower is behind us babe
Chaeyoung: Yes… but this is the bridge from Inception

Nayeon: I’m head under heels for you

Jeongyeon: Isn’t it head over heels?

Nayeon: no

Nayeon: step on me

Nayeon: plz


Dahyun: [On the phone to Jeongyeon] Why would I need gasoline to start a fire?
Dahyun: All I need is these two hands and a lack of supervision