Category: jyp twice


Nayeon: [Placing a blueberry pie on the table] I call this the berry drunk asian pie
Nayeon: Because I was very drunk and asian when I made it


Jeongyeon: Wow JYP really hates us huh

Jihyo: Yeah… perhaps he’s homophobic

Jeongyeon: But we’re not gay

Jihyo: We’re not?


{Twice stuck on an island}

Jihyo: Okay everyone don’t panic

Dayhun: I’m too young to die!

Nayeon: I’m the youngest here, I’m too young to die!!!

Jeongyeon: This isn’t the way I wanted to go!

Tzuyu: [Still thinking about what Nayeon said] ??????

Chaeyoung: it’s okay ~

Sana: At least we’re together

Mina: Noooo!! I was in playing a farming game, now I can’t harvest my crops on time!

Momo: okay, but if we resort to cannbilism, would I taste like jokbal?


Sana, in the dorm kitchen every morning: EVERYONE RUN IN HERE AND COME GET Y’ALL KISSES


Mina: This is a load of tomfoolery
Nayeon: Who the hell is Tom?
Mina: No it’s a saying-
Nayeon: You’re cheating on me!?
Mina: I’m not-
Nayeon: Jihyo! Mina is cheating on me with some white boy called Tom!


Tzuyu: [Makes fun of Chaeyoung’s height every spare second]

{When Twice visits an Obstacle Course}

Tzuyu: [Failing so hard with her giraffe limbs]

Chaeyoung: [Laughing] Payback

Important Admin Message

As I’m sure you are all aware, the Tumblr Apocalypse is upon us. It is a time of great panic and posts about frogs getting reported for being inappropriate. I honestly don’t know what’s going to happen with this site but I wanna let you guys know what’s happening with this blog in particular.

Firstly, I’ve been inactive over the past couple of days which may have some of you worried but don’t fear. I’m not going anywhere. I’ve been running this blog for over two years, I’ve been on this site since 2012. As long as there’s even one person left on tumblr who enjoys my content I’m staying right here. 

So far as I know, none of the posts on this blog have been flagged as inappropriate and due to the nature of my content I’m mostly likely not going to be punished by the new rules on December 17th. I may have to crack down on quotes that are nsfw in nature but other than that there shouldn’t be a major change in content. There’s every chance this site may implode in on itself by people flocking to other forms of social media. But until the plug is officially pulled on tumblr, I’m still gonna be here. 

If you are one of the souls being forced out of tumblr by the new ‘kid-friendly’ rules, then I bid you adieu and good luck, and thanks for being witness to this blog for however long you’ve been a follower for. If you think I’m funny in any capacity, I encourage you to check out my Twitter, my Instagram or maybe even my Youtube Channel (yeah I’m trying to do the whole social media personality thing, don’t judge me too harshly).


For those of you staying, let’s enjoy this ride together for however long it may last. Submit a quote while you still can, or maybe head over to the sideblog where I answer asks and post other things about Twice that aren’t necessarily quotes. You could even follow me on my main blog if you like a random mess of fandom content and memes. 

To everyone who has been a follower of this blog, whether you’ve only just recently found these quotes or if you’ve been here since the beginning, thank you to all of you. Its been a honour to love Twice alongside the rest of you. 


Tzuyu: Are you more gay than you are catholic?
Chaeyoung: I don’t know, they’re at war


Chaeyoung: Whenever Nayeon catches me slumped over or sitting with bad posture she comes by me, rolls my shoulders back with her hands and sticks her knee in my upper back
Chaeyoung: She says ‘slouching is for ugly people.’


Nayeon: [Running to the door] Last one out’s a stupid idiot
Jihyo, standing outside with the other members: Nayeon we’re all outside. Waiting for you
Nayeon: [Crying] Now I’m the idiot
Sana: No you’re not
{Everyone rushes to hug her}