Category: jyp twice

Regular

JYP: Jihyo never told you what happened to your Unnie.

Tzuyu: She told me you fired her!

JYP: No. [Lifts fake face to reveal Nayeon]

Nayeon: I am your Unnie.

Tzuyu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Regular

Tzuyu: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Jihyo: [Nods]

Tzuyu: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

Regular

Jihyo, looking at the members: Guys, I need you all to be straight with me.

Sana: Asking us to hold our breaths for 10 minutes at one shot would be more realistic

Momo: OH REALLY?? GUYS, COUNT FOR ME! [Takes a deep breath]

Conversation

Jeongyeon: Bitch
Jihyo: Blocked
Jeongyeon: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something
Jihyo: Unblocked
Jeongyeon: Bitch

Regular

Tzuyu: Nayeon-unnie, the trash is getting taken away tomorrow.

Nayeon: So?

Tzuyu: Be ready

Conversation

Dahyun: [To Chaeyoung] You do you
Dahyun: And I’ll do me
Dahyun: And we won’t do each other
Dahyun: Probably…

Regular

Jeongyeon: What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Momo: What?

Jeongyeon: Chicken Caesar Salad

Momo: Okay.

{That night while everyone’s sleeping}

Momo: [Sits up in bed] I just got it! Damn you Jeongyeon.

Conversation

Jihyo: How are you feeling?
Tzuyu: I’ve got this headache that comes and goes
Nayeon: [Walking into the room] Hey!
Tzuyu: There it is

Regular

Tzuyu: Unnie, can I tell you a secret?

Nayeon: Go ahead.

Tzuyu: I, uh, have a crush on Jihyo.

Nayeon: …and?

Tzuyu: What do you mean “and”?! I just told you a huge secret.

Nayeon: Honey. Everyone knows you have a crush on Jihyo. The only person who doesn’t know is Jihyo.

Conversation

Mina: Aren’t you gay?
Sana: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.