Category: nahyun

{In LA for Twicelights}

Dahyun: Wow it’s hot here

Sana: Cause you’re here

Nayeon: NO it’s cause I’m here

Dahyun: [Talking about Tzuyu] The only unnie she’s ever had in her life was…
Sana: Oh it was Nayeon
Dahyun: Yeah. Yeah I guess you’re right. Huh, poor kid.
Sana: I can’t imagine
Dahyun: Nor can I
Sana: …
Dahyun: …
Sana: Wait, we had Nayeon
Dahyun: You know in a way Nayeon was our unnie

Dahyun: Mina you’re the smart one. And Sana, you’re the sexy one. And Nayeon, you’re the old one.
Nayeon: …
Dahyun: I’m the nice one. Everyone always likes me.
Nayeon: The old one isn’t so crazy about you

Jeongyeon: Alright, Dahyun. Get ready to scratch two things off your bucket list
Dahyun: I don’t have a bucket list, I’m not dying
Nayeon: [Putting on sunglasses] Everybody’s dying bitch. Let’s get you some fruit

Momo: Why didn’t you come to couple’s therapy today?
Nayeon: … I did
Momo: No you didn’t, you just sent Dahyun
Nayeon: No that was me
Momo: Obviously I know that wasn’t you. Dahyun told me you paid her 25 dollars to go in your place

{Dahyun’s first day as a bartender}
Nayeon: Piña colada please
Dahyun: Ok
Nayeon: Can you make it virgin?
Dahyun: [Trying not to cry] Yes I know how to make it

Jeongyeon: And so concludes this years secret Santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules; 40,000 won limit, no perishable items and no homemade massage coupons, Sana.
Sana: Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.
Momo: Oh Jeongyeon? I would like a 40,000 won gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Jeongyeon: I don’t have you Momo
Momo: Not only do I know that you indeed have me but I also know who everyone else has.
Jihyo: That’s not possible
Momo: Perhaps not for an ordinary lady such as yourself, Jihyo. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Sherlock Hirai – I legally changed my name – it’s quite simply…. elementary
Momo: [Standing up dramatically] For you see, Nayeon made a face I only recognised from our bedroom which means she has Jeongyeon.
Nayeon: [Blushes]
Momo: Chaeyoung has Jihyo, her eyes keep shifting over to her
Chaeyoung: [Glancing over at Jihyo] No I don’t
Momo: Jihyo looked disgusted, which means she has Sana
Jihyo: [Throws up her hands in annoyance]
Momo: Tzuyu and Mina didn’t draw any names nor did they put their names in. They don’t want to participate
Tzuyu: We never do
Momo: Sana moves her mouth when she reads and she quite clearly said Chaeyoung
Sana: [Excitedly holding up her paper] I did get Chaeyoung!
Momo: Dahyun has Nayeon, she’s holding her paper name-side out
Dahyun: Oh you’re good
Momo: And I have Dahyun, which means Jeongyeon has me. I’ll be taking that gift card, Momma loves nachos.
Everyone: …
Jeongyeon: Shall we draw the names again and leave Momo out?
Everyone: YEAH!
Momo: NOOOO SHERLOCK WANTS A PRESENT

Dahyun, filming Nayeon on her phone: Watching the ritual of the unnie transferring the contents of the old purse to the new purse. Each item is carefully considered. “Is this worthy of the new purse or am I done with this?”

{Twice on the teacup ride in Disney Land}
Mina and Tzuyu: [Spinning a little and talking]
Nayeon and Dahyun: [Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

Nayeon: …hi
Dahyun: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Nayeon: Ok cool I was afraid you’d never speak to me again. I can work with this.