Category: samo

Jihyo: [Holds up a cauliflower] What is this?
Momo: A cauliflower
Jihyo: [To Sana] And what did you say it was?
Sana: …
Sana: Ghost broccoli

Sana: Several months ago my dear best friend, Hirai Momo, left me for a man
Momo: I’m still here Sana
Sana: [In tears] Sometimes I can still hear her voice

Sana: [Does something cute]

Momo: [Under her breath] I’m in love with you

Sana: What?

Momo: I SAID IM SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Sana: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Momo: What?

Sana: Core-ean.

Mina: The center of the earth is 5430 degrees, no one is going to live there.

Sana:

Momo:

Sana: Core-ean.

Jihyo: Alright, I got a box. We’re gonna put everything we love in the box.

Nayeon: Can I put Momo in the box?

Jihyo: No.

Sana: Can I put Momo in the box?

Jihyo: No!

Dahyun: Can I-

Jihyo: NOBODY IS PUTTING MOMO IN THE BOX!

Sana, Momo or Mina: [Speaks in Japanese]

Chaeyoung: They’re speaking in anime!

Police Officer: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle
Chaeyoung: Aw shit
Chaeyoung: Wait did you say three?
Police Officer: Yes three
Tzuyu: Oh my god
Momo: Sana fucking fell off!!

Momo: Hey, Jihyo. Guess what? Dahyun lost Sana
Jihyo: What?! Sana?!
Jihyo: My poor helpless little baby is out in the world, alone and unprotected?
Jeongyeon: I feel sorry for the world

Momo: ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS [points aggressively]

Momo: ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS

Momo: and you choose to play me

Mina: What happened?

Chaeyoung: Dahyun went out with Sana, apparently it was Momo’s day with her.

Mina: Can’t relate

Mina: I hate bugs the most in the world
Sana: We’re a mere creature like a bug in this wide world
Momo: I’m not a bug I’m a flower