Category: sanayeon

{In LA for Twicelights}

Dahyun: Wow it’s hot here

Sana: Cause you’re here

Nayeon: NO it’s cause I’m here

Dahyun: [Talking about Tzuyu] The only unnie she’s ever had in her life was…
Sana: Oh it was Nayeon
Dahyun: Yeah. Yeah I guess you’re right. Huh, poor kid.
Sana: I can’t imagine
Dahyun: Nor can I
Sana: …
Dahyun: …
Sana: Wait, we had Nayeon
Dahyun: You know in a way Nayeon was our unnie

Sana: When I found Jihyo it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven

Nayeon: And when I found Momo she was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am

Anti: You monsters! Seducing men to do your evil will
Jihyo: [Standing next to Sana and Nayeon] I think perhaps you’ve got the wrong girl group

Tzuyu: Mina and I got harassed by paparazzi when we were coming home from the airport
Nayeon: [Gets up] I’m gonna kill those guys
Sana: No! I don’t want you to bloody your beautiful hands
Sana: I WILL DO IT

Mina: Admit it. You all think that Japanese members are just good for exposure and to make your lives as internationally popular idols easier.
Nayeon: Well, aren’t they?
Sana: I’ve never made anyone’s life easier and you know it

Nayeon: For Jeongyeon’s birthday I’m gonna make two seperate instagram posts, both with the same caption that mention Jeongyeon waiting for my kiss last night

Nayeon: Everyone will have to recognise us as the superior Jeongyeon ship

Sana: [Adding the lesbian kissing emoji to her birthday post for Jeongyeon] Guess again unnie

Jeongyeon: [To Nayeon] You’re really annoying sometimes
Sana: [In tears] Please don’t be mean
Jeongyeon: Oh god I didn’t realise Sana was here
Momo: Nononononono, Sana don’t cry, she was joking
Nayeon: Jeongyeon! What have you done you idiot!
Sana: [Starts sobbing] Jeongyeon isn’t an idiot
Jeongyeon: NAYEON! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE
Momo: [Hugging Sana] It’s gonna be ok, no one’s being mean
Nayeon: YOU’RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT JEONGYEON, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANNOYING
Jeongyeon: YOU’RE THE ONE THAT OVERREACTED AND CALLED ME AN IDIOT
Nayeon: O V E R R E A C T E D!?!?!?!
Sana: [Starts crying even louder]

Sana: Can you read me a bedtime story?
Nayeon: I’m not playing your games!
Sana: BUT I HAD A NIGHTMARE I CAN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP
Nayeon: YOU’RE ALMOST 23, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM

Nayeon, messaging the TWICE group chat: handcuffs fucking hurt

Sana: ^^^

Sana: Use silk rope next time

Nayeon: I dont think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope