Category: source: original

Regular

Jeongyeon: Whoever makes Mina look up first gets 10,000 won.

Chaeyoung: [Walks in unaware]

Mina: Oh, hi Chae

Chaeyoung: [Smiling] Hi Mina

{Annoyed sounds from the rest}

Regular

Nayeon: [Exists]

Tzuyu: OH MY GOD! COULD YOU NOT!?

Regular

Jihyo: Well whatever you have planned, I’m gay

Twice: 

Jihyo: *game haha stupid autocorrect

Mina: Jihyo, this is a verbal conversation

Regular

Sana: Gather around, everyone. I have a confession to make.

Jihyo: Go ahead, Sana. We’re listening.

Sana: [Takes a deep breath] I’m gay.

Tzuyu: Oh, unnie…

Tzuyu: Was that meant to be a secret?

Regular

Sana: I was gonna tell someone I liked them.

Dahuyn: Oooh who’s the lucky person?

Sana: You, Dahuyn

Regular

Tzuyu: [Feels bad because she made a mistake during practice]

Jihyo: It’s alright. We all make mistakes sometimes. 

Nayeon: Except me, of course.

The rest of Twice:

Nayeon: What?

Regular

{While Tzuyu is cooking}

Jihyo: [Whispers to everyone else] I don’t care if she mixes up the salt and the sugar again or if she burns it. You will eat it and you will act like you love it.

Jihyo: I swear if any of you make her feel bad… [Glares at Nayeon]

Conversation

Jihyo: [Walks into Sana’s room to find her surrounded by craft products] What’s happening?
Sana: I’m making badges we can wear to show how much we love our sister group Itzy. Look, I wanted to make them say Itzy Bodyguard Squad but that was too long so I had to shorten it to an acronym.
Jihyo: Sana… these badges say I.B.S

Regular

Jihyo: When the school called me because one of my kids got in trouble, I was never expecting it to be you.

Nayeon: It’s not my fault. He looked at me funny.

Jihyo: “He” was a plastic skeleton!

Regular

Nayeon: [Giving Tzuyu a lap dance]

Jihyo: [Kicks down the door] YOU’RE UNDER ARREST! PUT YOUR DIRTY HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

Jeongyeon, in another building with a sniper rifle: I have the shot

Mina: Take it