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Tzuyu: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Jihyo: [Nods]

Tzuyu: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

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Jihyo, looking at the members: Guys, I need you all to be straight with me.

Sana: Asking us to hold our breaths for 10 minutes at one shot would be more realistic

Momo: OH REALLY?? GUYS, COUNT FOR ME! [Takes a deep breath]

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Tzuyu: Nayeon-unnie, the trash is getting taken away tomorrow.

Nayeon: So?

Tzuyu: Be ready

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Jeongyeon: What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Momo: What?

Jeongyeon: Chicken Caesar Salad

Momo: Okay.

{That night while everyone’s sleeping}

Momo: [Sits up in bed] I just got it! Damn you Jeongyeon.

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Tzuyu: Unnie, can I tell you a secret?

Nayeon: Go ahead.

Tzuyu: I, uh, have a crush on Jihyo.

Nayeon: …and?

Tzuyu: What do you mean “and”?! I just told you a huge secret.

Nayeon: Honey. Everyone knows you have a crush on Jihyo. The only person who doesn’t know is Jihyo.

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Sana: How come I’m not the idol most loved by Korean LGBTQ+?

Sana: I can understand everyone loving Mamamoo. To be honest, who’s not gay for Mamamoo? But how did I get beat by Red Velvet? I’m so much more gay than they are.

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Tzuyu: Whenever Momo asks “You know what I mean?”, she makes a circle with her hands.

Chaeyoung: Guess that’s why she’s Momo-ring.

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Jihyo: [Crying] Where has the time gone? My little Chaeyoung is all grown up.

Nayeon: [Sniff] Soon she’ll be able to sit in the car without a booster seat.

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Nayeon: I did one of those online quizzes and it said I was Harley Quinn.

Tzuyu: I did one and it said I was Poison Ivy.

Momo: Does that mean you two are in a lesbian relationship?

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Sana: What is a Yeon?

Jihyo: What?

Sana: Na is a Yeon, Jeong is a Yeon, why can’t I be a Yeon? Sanayeon!