Category: submission

Regular

Sana: Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

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{At dinner}

Mina: [Looks around the table with a frown]

Jihyo: What’s wrong?

Mina: [Sad noot]

Jihyo: [Pulls out a bottle of ketchup from her purse]

Mina: [Happy noot]

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Nayeon: [Sighs]

Nayeon:

Nayeon: She sighs and yet no one asks her why she’s sighing.

Chaeyoung: Why are you sighing?

Nayeon: Because no asked why I sighed.

Chaeyoung: …¿¿¿what??¿??

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Tzuyu: A problems I have when shopping for clothes is that I’m so tall, that regular length skirts look like miniskirts.

Tzuyu: I suppose it’s better, or at least less embarrassing, than Chaeyoung who can wear regular skirts as knee length dresses.

Chaeyoung: Hey!

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Tzuyu: May I take a picture of you?

Sana: Sure, but what is it for?

Tzuyu: It’s for my biology research project.

Sana: About what?

Tzuyu: I’m researching snakes 

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Momo: Thank you, Katherine Obvious

Mina: What?

Momo: I said thank you, Katherine Obvious

Nayeon: [Laughing] Did she say Katherine Obvious?

Mina: It’s Captain Obvious

Momo: Huh?

Mina: The expression is thank you CAPTAIN Obvious

Momo: It’s not Katherine?

Mina: No

Nayeon: Who would Katherine be?

Momo: [Close to tears] Katherine could be a captain

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Chaeyoung: Something very few people realise, is that telekinesis makes art easier.

Chaeyoung: All you have to do is think, and the pencil will move exactly how you want it to.

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Jihyo: Girls we have to gain more once fans… Manager says so…

Momo: How do we do that?

Twice: [All turn to Mina]

Mina: [Confused] What?

Nayeon: [Whispers what the issue is]

Mina: [Yelling] I CAN BE AS QUIET AS I WANT AND I SHOULDN’T BE TOLD OTHERWISE!!!!

Mina: [Still yelling] I HAVE JUST REALISED THAT MY ARGUMENT IS A LITTLE INVALID WHEN I YELL IT LIKE THIS…

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Momo: Can we trust that Mina is who she says she is?

Momo: When we first debuted she was a Swan, now she’s a Penguin. What’s next, a shark?

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Mina: I like ketchup so much because I can pretend it’s the blood of my enemies.

Nayeon: [Suddenly remembers when she flirted with Momo in front of Mina] Oh no