Category: submission

Regular

Dahyun: I’m telling you all I saw a wolf outside the dorms! Why won’t anyone believe me?!

Momo: I believe you, Dubu!

Dahyun: No offense Momo, but I really need someone else other than you to believe me.

Regular

Jeongyeon: Whoever makes Mina look up first gets 10,000 won.

Chaeyoung: [Walks in unaware]

Mina: Oh, hi Chae

Chaeyoung: [Smiling] Hi Mina

{Annoyed sounds from the rest}

Regular

Nayeon: [Exists]

Tzuyu: OH MY GOD! COULD YOU NOT!?

Regular

JYP: Girls we need to talk about your professionalism 

Chaeyoung, crowded with the rest of Twice on top of a table: Those are some mighty brave words coming from someone currently standing in lava

Regular

Jihyo: Well whatever you have planned, I’m gay

Twice: 

Jihyo: *game haha stupid autocorrect

Mina: Jihyo, this is a verbal conversation

Regular

Jeongyeon: Dahyun you’re such a goody 2 shoes. If Jesus was alive he’d see you as competition

Regular

Tzuyu: We never know when our blond bomb will go off on stage, so I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to be prepared in advance…

Sana: Bomb? Someone call the authorities! We have to get rid of it!

Tzuyu: Trust me. I know.

Regular

Jihyo: Ok I’ll let you guys say one curse word.

Dahyun: [Softly] damn

Chaeyoung: SHIT

Tzuyu: [Climbs onto a table and screams] FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

Regular

Sana: Gather around, everyone. I have a confession to make.

Jihyo: Go ahead, Sana. We’re listening.

Sana: [Takes a deep breath] I’m gay.

Tzuyu: Oh, unnie…

Tzuyu: Was that meant to be a secret?

Regular

Sana: I was gonna tell someone I liked them.

Dahuyn: Oooh who’s the lucky person?

Sana: You, Dahuyn