Category: submission

Regular

Jeongyeon: Wow JYP really hates us huh

Jihyo: Yeah… perhaps he’s homophobic

Jeongyeon: But we’re not gay

Jihyo: We’re not?

Regular

{Twice stuck on an island}

Jihyo: Okay everyone don’t panic

Dayhun: I’m too young to die!

Nayeon: I’m the youngest here, I’m too young to die!!!

Jeongyeon: This isn’t the way I wanted to go!

Tzuyu: [Still thinking about what Nayeon said] ??????

Chaeyoung: it’s okay ~

Sana: At least we’re together

Mina: Noooo!! I was in playing a farming game, now I can’t harvest my crops on time!

Momo: okay, but if we resort to cannbilism, would I taste like jokbal?

Regular

Tzuyu: [Makes fun of Chaeyoung’s height every spare second]

{When Twice visits an Obstacle Course}

Tzuyu: [Failing so hard with her giraffe limbs]

Chaeyoung: [Laughing] Payback

Regular

Mina: You know what maybe the lemon tree wasn’t such a bad idea…

Momo: I’m so glad, I’m so glad our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted lemony lemons

Mina: I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon meringue pie.

Momo: I think the lemon tree is the most valuable property that we have.

Mina: I do agree. I think we should go to the bank, and get a loan; actually, I think we should get lemon tree insurance. And then get a loan, and use the lemon tree as collateral, because it is now insured.

Momo: I wish I was a lemon!

Mina: If you were a lemon, I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

Momo: I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons. Those naughty whores always steal lemons.

Mina: Those naughty whores always steal lemons

Momo: Those damn lemon stealing whores! No one will take our prized lemons from us.

Mina: Hey, hasn’t it been ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

Momo: It has been about ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree.

Sana: [Stealing lemons]

Momo: Hey, what the fuck!

Regular

Dahyun: Starsigns, Hogwarts house, Alignment, none of that matters. To find out who someone truly is, you need to only ask one question.

Dahyun: Do you dab, or do you yeet?

Regular

Kidnappers: We have the enemy

Jeongyeon: I don’t have any enemies

Kidnappers: But the contact name says “fucking bitch”

Jeongyeon: Oh my god they have Jimin

Regular

Jihyo: To associate with my Tzuyu, you must complete these qualification forms

Dahyun:

Chaeyoung:

{Hours later}

Chaeyoung: Um, Dahyun, what did you put for question 319?

Dahyun: C) Lure the tiger away from Tzuyu by imitating a chicken strip

Regular

Dahyun: You two are not gonna believe what happened today! The funniest thing–!

Momo: [Starts laughing hysterically]

Momo: [Keeps laughing]

Momo: [Laughing so hard she can’t breathe] Now that is hilarious!

Tzuyu: But Momo, Dubu hasn’t even said the funny part yet. 

Momo: Or maybe you just don’t get it Chewy. It’s OK.

Regular

Tzuyu: Why is Rose naked when she says “Draw me like one of your French girls”? Isn’t she supposed to be wearing a beret and holding a baguette?

Regular

{Difference Between 2yeon and Mimo}

Mina: [Sees Momo from afar] Momoring~

Momo: ?

Mina: [Blows a flying kiss to Momo]

Momo: [Catches it and brings it to her lips]


Mina:
[Swoons]

{Meanwhile}

Nayeon: [Sees Jeongyeon from afar] Jeong~


Jeongyeon:
[Sighs] what?

Nayeon: [Blows a flying kiss to Jeongyeon]

Jeongyeon: [With a disgusted face] Are you dumb?

Nayeon: Oh come on you were supposed to catch-

Jeongyeon: You about to catch these hands.